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I hate it when the TV news "meteorologists" get the weather forecast WRONG. And not just wrong "a little bit" but wrong completely.



WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. As in "not even close".



I mean, they're professionals with lots of expensive training and multiple degrees, diplomas, accredited certifications, and blah blah blah... Right? They have banks of computers and radar arrays at their disposal.



It seems that their tools would make for pretty accurate predictions, no?



And look. It's raining this morning.

Last night, they said it would be cloudy today with rain in the late afternoon. Not just one of them. All of them said this. ALL of them.



You damned liars!



Its raining. Right now.

See? RAIN. Look.

*points out window*



I can see that it would be hard to predict the weather 24 or 48 hours out, but difficult to accurately predict something 8 hours away, with all your fancy Doppler Radar and ACTION WEATHER TEAM vans? WTF? How can they get this shit so wrong and STILL keep their effin' jobs? Is it just guesswork? Speculation? Fucking VOO DOO?



If so, I want to be a meteorologist.

I can guess pretty well.



I'm betting I can guess better then they.

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CarnelianMyst
15:16 Mar 21 2010

They had predicted 8 to 10 inches for the last big snowstorm we got. And what did we get? One inch. Their reason? "The front moved south." Pfft.

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Morrigon
16:01 Mar 21 2010

I can look out at the sky and predict next day weather better than these jackasses.

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thanatoswhisper
16:52 Mar 21 2010

lol that's ok my weather channel said it was supposed to be 53 degrees today and sunshine. and it's still freakin snowing!!!!! I think you need some snow, shall I do the dance? All righty then!

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Nedra
22:36 Mar 21 2010

Huh - well the weathermen here said that it would be cloudy with rain starting tonight.



It was sunny all day and the rain has yet to start.

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thanatoswhisper
02:27 Mar 22 2010

I got it! the weather people have to be little invader zims in disguise! They are really just wanting to take over the planet!!!! doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom

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ThothLestat
16:43 Mar 22 2010

my grandmother had an old timey baromoter that worked wonders.







She also claimed to have a bad knee that could predict hail storms. Maybe we should have grandmothers as weatherpersons.



Just a thought.

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dabbler
19:23 Mar 29 2010

I just use hamster Entrails.. Of coures I use Kosher Hamster Entrails..

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